Kanye released his new song "Theraflu" to much fanfare over the innanet. I, on the other hand, listened to it once, and then downloaded it. AKA it has yet to captivate me.
It has, on the other hand, been the focus of many a blog post in my G Reader.
And the whole industry wanna fuck yo’ old chick
Only nigga I got respect for is Wiz
Kanye talking about his respect for Wiz, for wifing Amber Rose. (Bruh, we all know that's fake).
And I’ll admit, I fell in love with Kim
‘Round the same time she had fell in love wit’ him
Well, that’s cool, baby girl, do ya thing
Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop ‘im from the team
Kanye professes his love for one of the most useless human beings who happens to hoard the media spotlight. No, not Tila Tequila, but Kim Kardashian. Does anyone believe that's real, too?
(*cough cough cough cough cough*) Get the Theraflu
Surprisingly enough, Theraflu isn't very pleased at all with Kanye's use of their brand. Sidebar: I keep typing "Therafly," and if Kanye is going to use a lame pun like "Swagu" instead of "Ragu," I'm surprised he didn't use "Therafly." Anyway, Theraflu told TMZ that, "We in no way endorse or approve of the references or use of the image and likeness of Theraflu in this manner."
Tell PETA my mink is draggin’ on the floor
Nothing warms my heart like anyone blatantly pissing off PETA. To me, all is forgiven with this lone line. PETA reached out to XXL Magazine with this statement that made me snicker even more:
What’s draggin’ on the floor is Kanye’s reputation as a man with ...
