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Kid Cudi punches some dumbass “fan” in the face

My title is a little bit different, and probably more accurate, than the one XXL magazine ran: “Kid Cudi attacks fan, alleged victim not pressing charges.” If you’re too lazy to read what XXL reported, basically someone threw a wallet at Cudi, Cudi threw it back out there, so this good samaritan throws it back on stage and then Cudi punches him. Now, I don’t see why Cudi didn’t take the initiative to punch any of the idiots at the Seattle show, but I’m glad he’s showing them who is boss.

Michael Sharpe, the punchee, is “not going to be that guy.” Yeah, he actually said that, and it gets worse as he says “I just want to meet him and be like, ‘I’m the guy you punched.’” I have a lot of thoughts on this fellow and they include expletives and eye rolls. From personal experience, I can say that the mosh pit was probably more endangering and painful than any punch Cudi could have delivered. He’s a little guy, he doesn’t seem very threatening, unlike the teenage white girls who were beating my ass all night. He really should have punched them when he had the chance, especially since it was so crowded all I could do was elbow them.

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