Rick Ross joins the rank of rappers with wack face tattoos

Posted at June 22, 2011 by Julie J Comments Off

2011 hasn’t been a good year for rappers and tattoos. I, personally, would never get a tattoo because I think it would be terrifying and I don’t deal with pain well. Also, they’re just not my style. The only one I would seriously consider getting is a giant “Cash Money” across my abs, since my old college roommate Megan has a standing offer for any of her female friends for that specific tattoo.

Someone should start a wack tattoo tumblr. Or, more specifically, I was thinking about “Wack tattoos from the Northgate 24 Hour Fitness.” I won’t do it, though, since I don’t have the balls to betaking sneaky pictures of people. I always see the same lady who has a tatt of her cat’s face, with human eyes, and that creeps me out. No, I will never get any tattoos of my cats.

For reasons unbeknownst to me, Rick Ross decided to follow in the footsteps of the mentally incompetent Gucci Mane, who could very well be in jail still for all I know, and Yung LA, who has since covered the Duck tattoo with another tattoo. He got the logo of Cazal Eyewear on his cheek. I wonder if he is hoping for a sponsorship?

Even though I’ve made it pretty clear I won’t get any tattoo, let alone one on my face, I’m wondering what brand logo I would get. If I cared about the Sonics (get over it) and that Sonicsgate drama, I would get a Sonics logo. I really like Ray-Bans, so maybe I would get that logo. And I also like shopping at Nordstrom…and on occasion, Forever XXI. Now, my dear reader, see how ridiculous this sounds?!