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Hot video – DJ Khaled ft. Drake, Rick Ross & Lil Wayne “I’m On One”

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Normally I avoid DJ Khaled and Drake like I would avoid the plague if that were an actual threat in this day and age in Seattle, but “I’m On One” is kind of pleasant. I actually don’t feel irritated by Drake.

Upon a second watch of this video, however, there is more fuckery than I had originally noticed–basically Rick Ross with his exposed gut, everything Lil Wayne is wearing, and DJ Khaled slutting out the Four Loko that was banned in Washington State–but at least it’s amusing, right? It’s good to see Birdman rubbing his hands together, and Ricky Ross looking svelte as always.

Also, at the risk of this sounding like a completely disjointed post, I wanted to throw an excerpt of Wayne’s lyrics because they make me LOL. Yeah, that’s right. I said that they make me LOL. Not just laugh, but LOL. (What has the internet done to me?!)

I walk around the club, fuck everybody

And all my niggas got that Heat I feel like Pat Riley

Yeah, too much money, aint enough money

You know the feds listening, nigga what money?

In related news, you can now order your own YMCMB clothing at YMCMBofficial.com. I’m tempted…I just need the sweatsuit for Halloween, and I can go around rubbing my hands together, and Bam! I’m Birdman.

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