Kanye pulls a Kanye on himself while rocking a leather kilt

Posted at November 6, 2011 by Julie J Comments Off

Kanye pulling a Kanye on himself isn’t anything new. At least I don’t think…but I’m too lazy to look into it. This time around, I can’t really sympathize with the victim of his wrath, who was the lights guy that messed the lights up, twice, for “All Of The Lights.” Considering that the song is about lights, and the lights guy kept messing up at his job, no sympathy from me. I wonder if he is still employed…

Do you ever see someone and you’re like, “What the fuck are they wearing?” I thought that a lot while I was shopping for my costume on Capitol Hill over Halloween weekend, but I’m pretty sure that people weren’t even wearing their costumes yet, or every day is Halloween there. Not too sure.

Well, here we have Kanye West looking a hot mess in super expensive Givenchy clothes. He kind of looks like a bag lady, or a homeless person. He’s wearing more layers than the guy who I see every day relatively near my house.

I would like to add this little anecdote about cross dressing, because honestly, he looks like he’s wearing a dress. that Halloween that I dressed up as Weezy. Like every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, my English prof, whose goal was to be cool and hip, made us circle up the desks a la a wagon camp at night on the Oregon trail. That’s what I would compare it to, like some wolves were going to attack us or some shit during the 50 minutes of class. We went around the circle saying what we were dressing up as for Halloween, and obviously, I said “Lil Wayne.” Everyone else caught the significance and humor of a little white girl dressing up as the martian rapper, but my professor said, “Oh, you’re cross dressing.” Let’s just say…I was not amused.

Anyway, Kanye’s outfit is much more cross dressing than my costume. Is it automatically fashionable because it’s way more expensive than all the peons attending the Watch The Throne tour could afford? I’m glad that the money I paid for my ticket is inadvertently funding this trend.

That jacket is actually a $3000+ Givenchy Rottweiler Wool Bomber. Those looks like flowers that are on fire, but if you look close enough, they are rottweilers. I bet Forever 21 will have a version by December. Those braids kind of remind me of my showband uniform in high school. He’s also wearing a leather Givenchy kilt, which has rightfully so turned out to be the main talking point of the Tour.

Of course, he’s also wearing his collaboration sneaker with Nike, the Air Yeezy II, the second coming of the original Air Yeezy (duh). Black and hot pink are my colors, and the sole glows in the dark. I really like hightops right now, but I’m not terribly interested in these.

The one thing that really struck me about his get-up was that his dress prominently features Baphomet, the goat of the Illuminati. Ok, that’s a crude summary, but you can read more about it here. If a week goes by without a new blog post, that probably means that the Illuminati got me for calling Baphomet a goat. But is that a coincidence that Kanye more likely than not thinks he’s the goat, as in “greatest of all time”?!?!?!?! Just saying.