Cute Asian girl transforms herself into Drizzy Drake, is likely tougher than him

Posted at January 13, 2012 by Julie J Comments Off

That shit cray. I don’t care if you try to tell me that that phrase needs to be retired now that we’re in 2012 (I don’t even disagree with that), because watching that cute little Asian girl transform herself into Drake was crazy. What a trip.

I can’t imagine having enough free time to be sitting around, thinking about conjuring myself into a rapper. Yeah, I dressed up as Gucci Mane for Halloween, but all that included was an ice cream cone on my face, a bandana, and a grill. I didn’t actually look like him. Or, maybe she’s a makeup artist. That seems slightly likely, no?

In other Drizzy news via XXL, some dim ho got ‘DRAKE’ tatted on her forehead, and Drake voiced his displeasure at the tattoo artist who actually tatted her.

The tattoo artist sounds hella funny, telling Vice Maga that “I guess I feel bad that this dumbass got the name of the softest muthafucka in hip-hop tattooed on her forehead,” going on to say ask, “But what makes that any less valid of a tattoo to her? I lost a little sleep over it that first night, wondering if I wanted to be known as the asshole who tattooed “DRAKE” on some crackhead’s forehead. None of the face tattoos I had done prior to this got any publicity, so I was a little surprised that this one took off like it did. I’m still kinda debating whether or not I should send you guys the whole set of pictures, I don’t really want to paint the shop in a bad light, but it is what it is. In the end, she paid me to do this to her, which really means she did this to herself.”

He has a valid point. Drake, of course, like the figurative little chihuahua thinking it has a ferocious bark and bite that he is, proclaimed that “The guy who tatted it is a fucking asshole, though. I will tell you that. I don’t fuck with that guy. Fuck you to that tat artist, by the way, ’cause you’re an asshole, for real. And you should lose your job, and you should never do tattoos again. I don’t fuck with you and if I ever see you I’m gonna fuck you up.”

Last week, Drake sent his security guy into the shop while he sat out in his car. So much for “fucking him up.”

Ummmm…right Drake. Stay soft. You didn’t get street cred for this one; sorry.

Sandra Rose