Posts Tagged ‘French Montana’

Posted at February 29, 2012 by Comments Off

Thoughts on the #XXLFreshmen2012 cover that no one seems to care about anymore

And just like that, no one cares about this anymore. Yesterday, it occupied my twitter timeline more aggressively than any of the Occupy Wall Street protestors, and today, I see no whisper of it on my Twitter timeline. I'm writing about it mostly because I wrote nearly this whole post yesterday. Anywho, the yearly Freshmen issue, where XXL Magazine editors or whoever chooses a certain number of so-called Freshmen, is what keeps the magazine relevant, despite the fact that it really isn't that relevant (just examine the inductees each year). I don't really have too much to say about this cover, mostly because I work now, compared to the time when last year's cover dropped, so I don't have time to wake up at 11 every day and stay up until 2 AM making a whiny blog post about who should or shouldn't have been included. I only know who Machine Gun Kelly is because of that Lex Luger-produced song "Wild Boy" that makes me want to go start riots and burn stuff. But, let's be honest, the Fat Trel version is way better (why isn't Fat Trel on this list?). Danny Brown is a thirty year old Freshman. He's actually super dope, and I'm glad he's getting recognized, but it just goes to show how XXL Magazine truly has no guidelines or limitations on who can or can't be considered a "Freshman." That was my issue with last year's list, and that'll probably be my issue next year. Whenever I list to Future, I feel like I'm listening to a language immersion program CD. To what language, I don't know. Roscoe Dash is my favorite robotic hook man, having some of the more memorable hooks throughout the last year. I don't think I could handle ...

#Latepass for #TrapTuesdays: French Montana doesn’t “know how to use an email”

Among the things I like to write about on my blog, that I'm slacking on--well, to be fair I'm slacking on every facet--is documenting current events in hiphop. Somehow, I missed this story at the time it came out around a month ago, likely because I couldn't care less about French Montana. But, it's just too funny for me to now write about. Evidently, Diddy paid a bunch of money to XXL Magazine to have Frenchie featured on the Freshmen 2012 magazine cover so now by default he's going to be semi relevant (he's the one wearing the bear head, and I'll blog about that shit tomorrow). Money can really buy you anything. Even a bear head cloak. Where's PETA when you really need those assholes?? Anyway, French Montana did a collab mixtape with Juicy J and Project Pat a while back, Cocaine Mafia, that makes him somewhat relevant to my #TrapTuesdays. Shockingly, it was kind of boring, and I felt like every song sounded like the next, which is surprising given how much Julie J loves Juicy J. I met up with him one time and then I met up with him again. There were things that I was used to ’cause I was already moving. I’m like a money train. Kanye doesn’t have a phone. If you need to get in contact with Kanye, you have to email him. You can’t tell me how to do that. I don’t know how to use an email, so I guess me and you is never gonna talk. And I’ma put my career in your hands? He’s definitely talented and I felt like if I went there, we would have ...

Posted at February 28, 2012 by Comments Off
Category : Jokes,News,Trap Tuesdays
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